You JUST can’t trade sex for chicken

England’s Kelly Fielding is apparently finger lickin’ good! Kelly went to Chester’s Chicken in Wythenshawe in September and offered the staff sexual favors in return for free food. After employees declined her offer, Kelly became abusive, so they gave her some chicken just to get rid of her. However, she stuck around and police had to be called. As a result, Kelly has pleaded guilty to causing racially aggravated harassment, alarm or distress, assault by beating and two counts of assaulting a police officer. Kelly is a mother of four with 12 previous convictions and the judge warned her that this was her “last chance” before sentencing her to an 18 month community order.