Teachers put up with a lotta crap, we all know that. Tasked with the vitally important job of educating other people’s kids, many of whom aren’t the slightest bit interested and just want to create mischief, teachers have to find creative ways to get their message across, and blow off a little steam in the process.
These teachers understand that if you want to get through to mischievous students and gain their respect, you gotta get on their level. So they turned the tables and trolled them gloriously! Because everyone loves a teacher with a sense of humor don’t they?
Scroll down below to check out how these teachers schooled their students in the art of trolling, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites!
Hi, all I have your final exam grades.
Guys I really wanted to believe that Virginia Western was not the cesspool of morons all my fellow Biology faculty told me it would be. Unfortunately, your finals, which I purposely made as easy as humanly possible, tanked harder than a Kardashian marriage.I personally apologize for expecting the bare minimum from you as students.
If you look at your grade book you will notice that you have all gotten a 50 point grade bump as “extra credit”, and no this was not because any of you deserved it but it was intact so I don’t get my fired when the dean asks me “hey why the *** did 90% of your class fail an introductory Biology class to whom I will reply “Hrnmm I don’t know, maybe its because these klingons are 18 years old and still giggle everytime I say the term “Phagocytosis”. I’d like to add that in fact one of you got a 5/100 on this exam for which I salute you.
Considering it was 100% multiple choice and the statistical probability of you missing more than 90% GUESSING is actually higher than your chances of getting laid, which for this particular student would be an actual act of God (please stay out of the gene pool you know who you are). I could have actually taken a shit on the scantron, wiped off on the grass, and I am pretty certain my feces would have picked up more correct answers than you deliberately bubbled in.
So congratulations, on making me lose faith in the public school system, and in humanity.