Two Gunshots to Get Listened to Leads to Arrest

The husband of Goodyear, Arizona’s 69-year-old Linda Jean Fahn likely had the you-know-what scared out of him while sitting on the toilet recently. As he sat, Linda barged into the bathroom and fired two shots just inches above his head. Linda later told officers, “I shot two bullets at the wall above his head to make him listen to me.” Linda presumably didn’t need such motivation to listen to officers as they read her her rights while arresting her for aggravated assault.