We all have that one dumb friend, and if you’re thinking “no I don’t” then I’m sorry, but you’re the dumb friend and this article might not be for you. However, if you know the friend I’m talking about, allow me to classify the two types. There’s the friend who, once they’ve had a drink or four in them, could take a gold medal in the bad decision Olympics. Then there’s the friend who, completely stone sober, would drown if you told them to look up while it’s raining. Honestly, both are great to have around when you’re feeling bad about yourself.
“Why would you want someone like this in your life? Aren’t they a constant pain in your butt?” Both great questions, and yes/no. Sure, they might drink too much and embarrass you at a bar or drag down your trivia team with their low intelligence, but they also provide you with some unforgettable moments. Moments like these: