The Creative Laziness of College Students

These Students Are Confessing The Laziest Things They’ve Ever Done

1. Laziness Overload

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Let’s face it, being a student is hard work. You have to sit in class for most of the day, and then when you’re done with that you have hours of homework to do. And then let’s not even talk about exams. Sometimes you just can’t be bothered to do the boring, simple tasks in life, so your laziness takes over!

Let’s see how these people dealt when the going got tough…

2. Clapping Is Hard

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Redditor Albuyeh says: “Used to have one of those ‘clap on, clap off’ lights in my room. I hated clapping so I just made an audio recording of me clapping and mapped it to one of the programmable keys on my keyboard.”

That’s pretty bad…

3. All Out Of Milk

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User LascielCoin says: “I once skipped an entire day of classes because there wasn’t enough milk to fill the cereal bowl in the morning. Lost all my motivation and just went straight back to bed.”

Well, they do say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so without it why even try?

4. Textbook Troubles

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“Spent a half hour searching for a torrent to download a textbook that I had left in another room,” says AltusUnum.

It probably took this person waaayy longer to download the textbook than to just walk into the other room to get it!

5. A Nutritious Meal…?

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Mixtheguts says, “Once, in college, I was too lazy to get groceries, so I ate an onion with some ranch for dinner.”

a.) That’s f***ing disgusting, and b.) this person must’ve had the worst onion breath for days afterward.

6. Hangovers Happen

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Bunnylebowski1 says, “In college, we hooked up those hamster water bottles to our headboards with a wire so that we could drink from them when hungover. It enabled us to just open our mouth instead of having to move any other part of our body. We didn’t get much water out of it.”

For reals though, these kids have got a brilliant entrepreneurial idea here if they can work out the kinks!

7. Lazy Brilliance

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User rodereau says, “Had to write a paper on Existentialism. Had to write a paper on Billy Budd. Wrote one paper on the existentialist aspects of Billy Budd and turned copies in for each for each course.”

This is so simple, yet so genius. College students, take note.

8. And More Lazy Brilliance

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WTFNameIsntTaken says, “I use my blender often for shakes, so to clean it, I squeeze in dish soap, and turn it on. Then rinse. To me it just makes sense but my ex called me a genius for that one.”

Your ex was right. Why didn’t we think of this?

9. Doughnuts Are Better Anyway

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“Drove to the gym. When I got there the escalators were broken. Figure I’d grab a doughnut and try again next month.”

This person really captured the epitome of laziness and we have to applaud them for it.

10. Worst Coffee Ever

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This person says, “I was too lazy to make coffee this morning, so I put diet coke in a coffee mug and heated it up in the microwave. 3/10 would not recommend.”

This is extra sad, considering how easy it is to make coffee…

11. Marvelous Detail

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Redditor tiersy says, “For a mock English Literature exam I only wrote an intro, plus the first and second paragraphs in marvelous detail. I numbered the two pages I had written ‘1 of 6’ and ‘2 of 6’ respectively. I never wrote the other pages and simply handed in my 2 pages. The teachers blamed one another for losing the bulk of my exam paper.”

We just hope the teachers didn’t ask tiersy to reprint the other pages.

12. Nerf Dart Fail

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This user says, “Shot 10 Nerf darts at my light switch, from bed. Missed all of them and slept with the lights on.” Hey, sometimes you just can’t be bothered to get out of a nice warm bed.

13. Sleeping Is Hard

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SeveralPeople says, “Slept on the floor for a year instead of putting together my assembly bed.” Sometimes instructions are hard, man.

14. Folgers Commercial

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“When I was in college I had a one pot coffee maker. I set it on my nightstand next to my bed. The night before I would add my coffee grounds, water in the reservoir and put my mug under the spout. My alarm would go off in the morning, I would sit up hit the on button for my coffee and then go back to sleep so I could wake up next to hot coffee like I was in a Folgers commercial.”

15. The Grand Finale

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User jonas91 says, “I was on my way home from school, I had to walk 20 minutes from the subway and it was pouring rain. Just outside the subway is a pizza place which I know does home deliveries by car. I went in, told them I wanted a pizza delivered to my home address and since I’m already here, why not deliver me home as well? The owner told me they only deliver food and not people. But after some discussion, both me and the pizza arrived dry and safe.”

Take notes, kids.