Kardashian Shop Attack

A deranged woman walked into THE KARDASHIAN’S DASH store in West Hollywood yesterday and pointed a gun at the cashier before vandalizing the store. The woman left without taking anything, but later returned to the scene with a machete and began rating while pacing on the sidewalk outside the shop yelling, “The Kardashians will be executed if they step on Communist territory! They’ll be f***ing killed!!!” Both times the woman managed to flee before police arrived and cops have yet to find her. (See rant here)