Extra Dumbasses

Australian social media personality Newsha Syeh was disappointed when she wasn’t allowed inside Paris’ Louvre museum because her low-cut outfit was deemed inappropriate. Of course, Newsha shared her story online and her ban would seem ironic considering how many female nudes are on display at the museum. (See post here)

 

Janice Lawson, of Katy, Texas was married to the love of her life for 47 years. Sadly, Janice’s husband passed away and she said, “I need every little bright sunshine I can have to get through the rest of my life by myself.” Janice decided to bring a little sunshine into her life by painting the front door of the house she shared with her husband blue. Janice described it as light and bright and airy and happy. Unfortunately, Janice’s homeowners association described it as an “unapproved modification.” At last report, Janice and the HOA are trying to hash things out.

 

Florida’s Ricardo Portillo-Gonzalez was pulled over Sunday afternoon by police in suburban Tampa after he was seen careening across the road, hitting two guardrails, and nearly striking several other vehicles. The officer noted Ricardo smelled of booze, had bloodshot, glassy eyes, and was unsteady on his feet. There was a good reason for that as Ricardo blew a .66 on the breathalyzer, which is over eight times the legal limit.

 

An unnamed hunter in Michigan’s Pinckney Recreation Area lost a round to wildlife yesterday. After our friend climbed to the top of a 40-foot tree stand, he fell backwards. The hunter’s feet got caught in the rigging, leaving him hanging upside down. The hunter managed to call for help as he began to lose feeling in his legs. The Washtenaw County Technical Rescue Team spared him the embarrassment of mentioning his name in their report, although they didn’t spare him the embarrassment of posting his rescue on their Facebook page. (See here)

 

Until Sunday, the Little Caesars pizza restaurant in Lake City, Florida didn’t have a drive-through window. However, that changed when a car jumped a curb and was unable to stop until after it had plowed through the front doors, creating a viral video and knocking over a customer. (See here)

 

Duke University commissioned a mural honoring victims of last month’s Pittsburgh synagogue massacre. Sadly, University president Vincent Price had to announce that increased security will continue at campus locations, including the Freeman Center for Jewish Life, after someone painted a swastika on the mural.

 

LiveLeak claims a man on a London subway train recently stripped down to his underwear, poured oil on himself and then began dancing on the train’s poles. The show lasted for four minutes before the man exited the train and walked off. At one point, he was sliding in oil on the train’s floor.