Delicate Offensive Teacups And Saucers To Insult Your Guests With Class

 

Social norms might restrict you from revealing to people how you feel about them, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get around that. Miss Havisham’s has created a delicate series of not-so-subtly insulting cups “for the lady who speaks her mind,” and the collection deserves to be inside everybody’s cupboard.

“A wise woman once told me, ‘If you got hate in your heart, you gotta let it out,'” Melisa Johnson, the creator of Miss Havisham’s wrote. “By far, our favorite way to release it is by stewing over a scalding cup of tea.” Available in blue, aqua, or yellow, each cup comes with a saucer and a strong dose of brutal honesty. The phrases include “Kindly fuck off,” “We hate your baby,” and other classics.

Available individually or as a set, these insulting teacups and saucers start at around $60. Let us know in the comments who you would invite to serve a nice cup of “Please, go die.”

More info: misshavishamscuriosities.com |

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SJ_Panda_love 1 hour ago“Kindly” made my day!

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ChubbySquid 30 minutes agoIn fact, I am poisoning you. If you can see this know now that this tea was laced with cyanide. Have a nice day.

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SJ_Panda_love 1 hour agoI wouldn’t want anyone choking in my home and making mess of the carpet!

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SJ_Panda_love 1 hour agoI cud use on this my peeking-tom neighbor

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Chocolate Quente e Biscoitos 1 hour agoI’d prefer “bitch” instead 😀

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SJ_Panda_love 1 hour agoAhh, the Chivalry is not dead yet.

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SJ_Panda_love 1 hour agoAmazing, the read circumference makes it more creepy!

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SJ_Panda_love 1 hour agoO’ Hello Neighbor, want a cup of Tea!

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SJ_Panda_love 1 hour agoI would have loved to see that triangle and circle drawn in white lines on that black saucer!

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