Completely Insane News Headlines From Florida

I don’t know why Florida gets the best news headlines ever. It might be because of all the weird stuff that happens in Florida. Maybe. But I like to think that what’s really going on is Florida just has the best crime reporters. It’s really unfair that Florida is known as the place where weird news headlines are born, when it should be known as the world capital of journalism. That’s why I am subscribed to seven Florida newspapers.

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via buzzfeed