Louisiana’s 29-year-old Correill Bradley recently went to the hospital after suffering a cut to her mouth. Bradley then filed a report with the Eunice Police Department, saying she bit into a sandwich from a fast food restaurant and later found a razor blade in the food. Bradley also filed a claim with the restaurant’s insurance company and contacted a personal injury attorney. However, Bradley went to a lot of bother for nothing as police noticed the razor looked new and didn’t appear to have been mixed with food. Officers then checked with a hardware store near the restaurant who sold the same razors. Surveillance videos showed Bradley shoplifting a pack of razor blades and she was arrested for criminal mischief and theft.
After Florida’s Amber McCune dumped boyfriend Eric Boothe he went about winning her back in all the wrong ways. Eric began stalking Amber and one day, while her family was outside, Eric drove his truck down their street at high speed. Amber’s father grabbed a brick and walked into the street to try and slow Eric down, but he continued at full speed and hit her dad, sending him 30 feet into the air. Amber’s dad was taken to the hospital and Eric was taken to jail after telling police he had no idea he hit someone and assumed the noise was from the brick hitting his truck.
Comedian Jaron Myers dropped out of college, yet he took part in Missouri State’s graduation ceremonies. Myers heard all you had to do to walk across the stage at graduation was hand a piece of paper with your name on it to the person introducing the graduates to the crowd. Myers decided to give it a try and bought a cap and gown for $38 and snuck into the ceremony. Sure enough, Myers was introduced and walked across the stage with the other grads. Myers later tweeted that he hoped his mom is proud. A university official said they can appreciate Myers’ joke, but noted he had to sit there for two hours and didn’t know who the real winner was.
Authorities in Thailand have arrested model Ming Kongsawas after she was photographed at a Bangkok McDonald’s wearing a dress with a high slit that exposed her underwear while she lied down next to Ronald McDonald statue. McDonald’s threatened to prosecute Ming for ”damaging the company’s reputation” and she was arrested last Friday and fined around $150 for public indecency based on the photos taken a year ago. (See here)
An unnamed man went to Johnstown, Pennsylvania, police to report that his son was assaulted at local bar, only to be told that the victim has to file the complaint himself. Dad said his son was in the ICU as a result of the attack, but would contact police upon his release. After he was discharged, the son went to police and said he’d gotten into an argument with Robert Hanik Jr., which ended with him being shoved headfirst into a concrete garbage can, knocking him unconscious. His injuries included a partially fractured skull, a concussion and brain bleed. Hanik has been arrested and if you’re wondering what the men were arguing over, it was a beer can coozie.
Kelvin Rodriguez lives in New York’s Bronx neighborhood where he was about to become a teacher’s assistant. Unfortunately, Kelvin’s career trajectory has taken a downward plunge after he posed for a photo holding a gun while standing next to a 45th Precinct patrol car. The photo might’ve gone unnoticed had Kelvin not posted it to his Facebook page with a caption disparaging the 45th Precinct in unprintable language. Police later arrested Kelvin on charges of criminal possession of a weapon and say they found him with prescription Xanax and Valium and marijuana, although he later said, “I’m a good kid.”
Knowing that children were coming to his house on Sunday, Warren, Ohio’s Robin L. Garlock put his revolver in a safe place. Unfortunately, it didn’t prevent Garlock from being shot in each of his shoulders. It turns out that Garlock felt that hiding his loaded revolver in the oven would be a safe place, but didn’t count on his girlfriend doing some baking. When she turned on the oven, the bullets heated up and exploded. As Garlock tried to remove the gun from the oven he was burned before being shot. Warren Police Detective Wayne Mackey said, “The culprit is a Maytag oven,” although it likely won’t face prosecution.
An unidentified woman went to an Albany, New York, McDonald’s, but became upset when she felt her order was taking too long. Employees say the woman yelled at them, before backing her car up to the drive-thru window and pointing a gun at them. The woman left without firing…or food.
Fox News claims the St Francis, Wisconsin police recently arrested a man for breaking into cars while wearing a cat onesie. Home security cameras caught the man walking through yards. He stole drum kits, bicycles, red wagons and other electronic equipment before being caught. The man will be arraigned in the next several days