Entries by Wes Yahola

MORE Clever Wi-Fi Names

via Pleated Jeans There’s a lot of funny wi-fi names out there, but for every winner there’s tons of also-rans. Luckily, these are the best of the best. No need to drive around the neighborhood desperately seeking out all the funny wi-fi names. The best thing about these is you seem them when you don’t […]

iPhone Lost in Toilet leads to Stuck Arm

A man in China, identified only as Tang, was out drinking with friends at a hotel when nature called. As Tang squatted, he also felt the need to scroll through his new $1,300 iPhone. However, in his inebriated state, Tang dropped his phone down the hole. Tang proceeded to get down on all fours and […]

Anti Prostitution Lawmaker Busted Spending Tax Money for Prostitutes

Republican Utah lawmaker Jon Stanard voted last year in favor of a law that made state prostitution laws stricter. Stanard resigned last week after serving five years in the House and may live to regret last year’s vote. While Stanard announced his resignation for “personal and family concerns,” it’s come to light that taxpayer funds […]

“Mother Mary” Leads Police on Chase

Connie Lynn Allen led Kentucky State Police on a high-speed chase Saturday afternoon on Interstate 65. After reaching speeds of up to 125 mph, police finally stopped Connie, who refused to exit her vehicle until officers broke one of the windows. When Connie finally emerged from the vehicle, she identified herself as Mother Mary and […]

Car thief calls owner for help in starting vehicle

By Jeff Tavss ST. CLOUD, Minn. – A thief who had trouble restarting the car he had just stolen actually called the vehicle’s owner for help. Edward Leroy Wilson stole the car outside a Minneapolis Walmart on Monday after the owner used an auto-starter from inside the store. When the owner went outside, the car […]

Bumper Songs for Monday, February 12th

Today’s 5:45 theme: The James Gang: Tend My Garden; The Stone Temple Pilots: Wicked Garden; Lynn Anderson: (I Never Promised You a) Rose Garden; Don Henley: In the Garden of Allah; The Beatles: Octopus’s Garden; Stephen Stills: Johnny’s Garden; Rick Nelson: Garden Party; Derek + the Dominos: Thorn Tree in the Garden – The Mamas […]

Police: Carpool lane cheater had mannequin passenger

  By Ben Hooper Feb. 9 (UPI) — The Royal Canadian Mounted Police said a traffic officer ticketed a van driver caught using the carpool lanes with a mannequin passenger. The RCMP said a Port Mann Traffic Services officer on Highway 1 in the Langley/Surrey area of British Columbia spotted a white van speeding and […]