Entries by Wes Yahola

Dumbasses for Monday, July 15th

Last Wednesday, Conestoga, Pennsylvania’s Jason Kolb tried to convince neighbors that he had a time machine and was from the future. Jason told his neighbors that it was actually the year 2015 and he was from 2019 and produced his mail and a can of oysters with a 2019 expiration date as evidence. At some […]

The Life Goals of Children

1 Material Boy “…Get super rich, dump my girlfriend, kiss lots of gold diggers and finally end up in a shallow, empty marriage wondering what the hell went wrong.” 2 Playing Dog “…I could run around and play all day with the other dogs and never have to get a job, which as we all know, […]

Dumbasses for Friday, July 12

Guthrie, Oklahoma police recently pulled Stephen Jennings over on a routine traffic stop. However, ‘routine’ went by the wayside when the officer found a rattlesnake, a gun and a canister of radioactive powdered uranium inside the vehicle. The previous sentence was likely explained by a fourth item found in the vehicle, which was an open […]

The Most Badass of Famous Last Words

By Kate Willert. Guff.com 1  Michel Ney “Soldiers, when I give the command to fire, fire straight at my heart. Wait for the order. It will be my last to you. I protest against my condemnation. I have fought a hundred battles for France, and not one against her … Soldiers, fire!” Michel Ney, a […]