50 Funny Wi-Fi Names for Network SSIDs

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“Funny” is subjective, so we’ll try to cover as wide a variety of ideas as we can. Hopefully you’ll find at least one or two that really stick out as awesome for you:

  1. Mom Use This One
  2. Abraham Linksys
  3. Benjamin FrankLAN
  4. Martin Router King
  5. John Wilkes Bluetooth
  6. Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  7. Bill Wi the Science Fi
  8. I Believe Wi Can Fi
  9. Tell My Wi-Fi Love Her
  10. No More Mister Wi-Fi
  11. LAN Solo
  12. The LAN Before Time
  13. Silence of the LANs
  14. House LANister
  15. Winternet Is Coming
  16. Ping’s Landing
  17. The Ping in the North
  18. This LAN Is My LAN
  19. Get Off My LAN
  20. The Promised LAN
  21. The LAN Down Under
  22. FBI Surveillance Van 4
  23. Area 51 Test Site
  24. Drive-By Wi-Fi (for automobile hotspot)
  25. Planet Express (for automobile hotspot)
  26. Wu Tang LAN
  27. Darude LANstorm
  28. Never Gonna Give You Up
  29. Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi
  30. Loading…
  31. Searching…
  32. VIRUS.EXE
  33. Virus-Infected Wi-Fi
  34. Starbucks Wi-Fi
  35. Text ###-#### for Password
  36. Yell ____ for Password
  37. The Password Is 1234
  38. Free Public Wi-Fi
  39. No Free Wi-Fi Here
  40. Get Your Own Damn Wi-Fi
  41. It Hurts When IP
  42. Dora the Internet Explorer
  43. 404 Wi-Fi Unavailable
  44. Porque-Fi
  45. Titanic Syncing
  46. Test Wi-Fi Please Ignore
  47. Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
  48. Life in the Fast LAN
  49. The Creep Next Door
  50. Ye Olde Internet

Tips for Choosing a Clever Wi-Fi Name

Whether you decide to go with one of the SSIDs above or something else of your own creation, there are a few important guidelines that you should consider:

  • Aim for unique but memorable.
  • Never include personal information like your real name, address, apartment number, birthdate, etc.
  • Never make the SSID related to the network password.
  • Avoid provocative SSIDs that might make your network a prime target for hackers.

As long as you take those tips to heart, there aren’t many network security risks to worry about. And if you’re thinking about hiding your SSID to keep hackers away, don’t bother—even if the SSID isn’t being broadcast, others can still find it using packet sniffers and probe requests.